"Where would we put it?" Look frantically around the balcony, painfully blank expression etched across your painfully stupid face as your tiny intellect tries to work out:(a) What is the Internet?
(b) Is it small enough to fit on your balcony?
All the gear no idea.
"A Big Yellow Banana..." Indeed
"It took us twenty five years to do up our last property..." Mmmmm. Cities are constructed quicker, are you plain lazy or just stupid? Don't answer that.
"Pop down to Sydneys for breakfast..." Only if I can take my Glock with me (or a BFG)
To be continued.
